University Corner
By the Liberators
Diary of student: K. U. Muzi
Morning 06h30: Ther ws no water. Cudnt wash my face. Got 2 go get sum bottled water. Money 4rom Bursary stil hsnt cleared. hve 2 borrow 4rom Samantha – she saiz that ha Minister of Cash iz around.
Morning 07h30: The lecture has bin cancelled. 4 sum rezon only Samantha knws again – she saiz she hs the Minister of Books on speed dial so she alwys does wel in clas. She alwys gets A’s but I neva c ha work. She must b so intelligent.
Morning 11h00: Im in the lib studyin – there iz only 1 book from before the second world war on intanational politiko economy. I dnt kn how I wil do this essay bcoz mos of these countries no longer exist. Anyway – I wil try my best.
Lunch 13h30: Samantha just caled me – she says ha Minister of Food n Beverages hs brot ha sum food at ha boarding house. Thank god. I hvent eaten since lunch yesterday. She spiks with an accent so I am not sure which country she comes from but she seems wel connekited with al these ministers tht alwys sim 2 help ha n give ha what she nids.
15h00: I ws headin bak 2 my boarding house n I cudnt help but notice this old man, with no hair, a pot belly in an expensive nice car hs jus circled the boarding hse 4 a fifth time. He stops when he sees evry otha gal. I think his lost N kips asking 4 directions. I guess the place mus b diffikot 2 find bcoz al the gals kip shaking their hedz n saying no or apologizin. N e way I wish him luck.
19h00: News time! Yaba! They shud rily begin warning us about these horrific pictures before they show them. Sum of my friendz were eating n they cudnt kip the food inside. But sure – that pikture was very bad, very very bad.
21h00: Its time 2 go 2 bed. Im so tired – its bin a long day. There is no nid 2 switch off the lite the power hs gone n bsides we hvent hd a bulb here since my cuzin graduated in 2004.
The Liberators are YoUE (Young, Unemployed and Educated) social commentators. YoUE are physically, emotionally, financially, mentally, politically, religiously and socially marginalized. YoUE use every effort and opportunity that society provides by working towards the future while YoUE still remain in the past. Welcome to the wonderful world of YoUE.
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