Satire: The Police Service
The Police Service
"We the Police are committed to providing a service of uncertain quality, by upholding and applying the law unfairly and firmly to some. We will apply reactive methods to prevent crime, arrest and beat those who break the law or don’t break the law, take some to court and assist victims of crime through counseling, but not victim’s of police crime.
We are slightly committed to cultivating rapport and partnership with some communities if we have transport and manpower. We will always claim to pledge respect for individual human rights while recognizing our expectations and obligations and not the community’s.
We are committed and we will not review our roles and are ready to continue our approaches to law enforcement methods where necessary in order to impose our own view of good democratic governance, while upholding our unprofessional standards and ethics.
The service through this mission will strive to protect and serve selectively, if deemed necessary."
By The Liberators